Re: My dealership must thought I was an idiot..
Take the dealership guy on a tour of the other WK2s on the lot. Assuming they're not also misaligned, ask him why they are selling all of those which would obviously not have failed that "windtunnel test". Better yet, demand that they either "fix" all of those vehicles on the lot, or make yours "broken" like the rest.
I have to say, while the WK2 is a pretty luxurious vehicle, and holds its own for the most part with European imports, they are being sold out of some pretty sketchy dealerships. Every time I deal with my dealership I feel worse for the experience. Stories like this confirm that it's not just this one dealership but a far more common problem.
No sense building great vehicles if you aren't prepared to properly support them.
WK2 Overland 4x4, 5.7L Hemi V8 with MDS, Multi-speed Overdrive Automatic with ERS, Quadra-Drive II with Rear ELSD, Off-Road Adventure Group II, Selec-Terrain, Quadra-Lift, Towing Group IV, Advanced Warning & Adaptive Cruise Control, Bright Silver Exterior with Beige Leather Interior, CommandView Sunroof, RHB 430N Sirius satellite radio. Added: Blizzak DM-V1 265/60R18 winter tires.