Originally Posted by Lingohocken
Whoa.. someone is in need of an 'afternoon delight...'
First thing I thought of when I read the OP was the part in dumb and dumber where he yells "Our pets heads are falling off!!"
As for trying to offer some assistance to our OP I'd say 'uh that's a little F'd up.' My mirrors are fine, that being said I've had some close calls with my garage door pulling in and backing out so I might be in your situation in the future. I'd say your issue is warranty related due to something missing from installation. Go to your dealer with a bit more persuasion that you do not expect to return with this issue again.