Hahaha yea def a couple fat chicks would do the trick ! :P lol .. Only reason i mention not to cut the springs is cuz if you cut too much the spring wont stay seated , your shocks are designed around the spring load/height .
Forget about the ride quality , but more about your safety . You can easily blow out one of your shocks/struts and then there will be some big problems esp since the spring is not seated and just moving around from being cut too short.
I had done this years ago to 1 of my cars, i literally could put my hand under and move the spring around every which way and luckily i didnt blow out my shock which would of caused some serious damage. Hey its your jeep tho, not saying whats right or wrong but just giving you some feedback from personal experience. Either way happy modding