Lol!!! I'll try and refrain from getting too crazy.
I made up some mounting brackets today for some dually D2s to sit between the hood and windshield, similar to wrangler windshield brackets.
First I took off the wipers and wiper cowl:
Then I started making my brackets from 1/8" x 1" flat stock:
Then I drilled a hole in both the top and bottom and painted them black. Once they were painted and dry I used the fender nut that is closest to the windshield with a 10mm socket and installed the mounts.
I notched the cowl with a dremel where it butts up to the mount so it wouldn't bind, and voila!
This mod takes about 1 hour + dry time to finish if you take your time. Now to get my Rigids!
Once I get them I will probably weld the rigid mount to the mount I made so that the cowl has to come off before the rigid can be removed. Hopefully that will be enough anti-theft measure!!