The addition of ANY and ALL aftermarket HARDWARE into our FACTORY-FORGED wiring has been deemed UNACCEPTABLE!
FIAT-CHRYSLER AUTOMOBILES! Will not ALLOW for you to install BLASPHEMY! Into our refined and PERFECTED! systems, hand crafted for YOU! In DETROIT! Your vehicle must be sold back to FCA IMMEDIATELY! And reconditioned, with PRECISION and CARE! By our PROFESSIONAL FORGERS OF AMERICAN MUSCLE AND MIGHT, by those who pour SWEAT and BLOOD into their CRAFTSMANSHIP, but not into FCA's FUEL TANKS!
FIAT-CHRYSLER AUTOMOBILES is PROUD to ANNOUNCE our immediate resignation from any and ᎪᏞᏞ Detroit Edison Company PΩWᎬᎡ SERVICES!
And NOW, at THIS TIME, It brings me great PLEASURE to PRESENT to YOU the newest MEMBER of JEFFERSON NORTH ASSEMBLY PLANT! This is the ENGINE that DRIVES THIS CITY!
Jefferson North Assembly Plant ᏢOᏔᎬᎡ ᏟOᎡᎬ! -5 ᴏᴄᴛᴏʙᴇʀ 2016-
The simultaneous PERFECTION of the STEAM ENGINE has allowed us to operate INDEPENDENTLY of any and ALL outside POWER! The HEATED GASES pass through METAL TUBES!WE NOW CONTROL THE POWER CORE! ALL YOUR JEEP ARE BELONG TO US!
Edit: JeepGarage members, Moderators,
I recognize that my post in this thread has in no way contributed to this forum. I started typing, and when I had finished I hit submit before truly considering what I had done. I'm sorry.
Please don't ban me! I'll be good I promise!
Sent from the POWER CORE!