I did a little research and I'm going to see if they'll warranty the battery for me. It's a long shot and I'm laughing about the thought of asking but the worst they can say is no.
They already owe me a new back up camera and it's well under warranty so maybe if I offer some donuts or whiskey my service advisor will hook me up.
I'll let ya'll know what happens. I wish I'd of just bought an SRT8. I settled for this thing being "smart" and have kicked myself continually since I brought it home. Ha ha! I think it doesn't like me back!