This saga is turning into a comedy.
Husband and child have just done what could only be called a reconnissance of PrixCars in Minto (the compliance holding mob for all imports into NSW from Port Kembla).
They spotted brand new (clearly just been unloaded) Chrysler vehicles close to the wire. Child was on the phone to me whilst husband was out scouting the fenceline. Convo went something like this:
Child: Mummy, whole heap of red ones - oh hang on I think they are Dodges. Yep, definitely Dodges and and yes some 300 series Chryslers... hang on...
Me: Look for the GJC - headlights child - look at the headlights.
Child: We're looking.... Daddy think's there's a white one hiding behind that 300. He's trying to take a pic - but it's in the way. He can't get close enough.
Child: Oh... Mummy... Security guard approaching - are we in trouble?
Me: No - it's a public road - just tell Daddy not to scale the fence.
Several moments pause...
Me: What's happening?
Child: Daddy is talking to the security guard - oh the guard is laughing. Is that good?
Child: Guard has told Daddy where the JGC are (pointing in direction). We can't get to them to take pics. Guard says that more are arriving next week - is that a good thing - Do you think one of those is our one?
Hilarious! Neither husband nor child would be headhunted by ASIO to be certain.