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Lemon Lawsuit?

2K views 15 replies 8 participants last post by  biggiefl 
#1 ·
I have roughly 10,400 miles on my 2014 and have had absolutely no problems with my Jeep what so ever....I mean nothing, zilch, nada, she has been 100% perfect....except....when making tight turns my hand sometimes hits the hands free button on the steering wheel and then my stereo turns off and some biotch tells me there is no phone connected to the system. The reason there is no phone connected is because every time some idiot(or wife) texts me my stereo shuts off for the same biotch to tell me I just received a text. Man I had the Violent Fems cranking it out so some crack whore can interrupt me to tell me that somebody just sent me a text....seriously? Like I did'nt feel the phone vibrate 2 seconds ago? So what do you guys think? File a lawsuit under the lemon law or make FCA fire the skank Ho?

I figured since nobody whines here about every little glitch with their new Jeep that I would mix it up a bit.:lol:
 
#2 ·
Oh shit I was like this guy is joking right haha

I've actually never used the texting feature via Bluetooth in any of my vehicles. I just have no desire to complicate texting, nor do my passengers need to know when I receive a text or what the text is. I just use Bluetooth for phone calls and streaming music.
 
#9 ·
Odd the paddle shifters never seem to get in my way.
But that !~@#$!~@#$@ VR button is indeed in the wrong !@#$!@#$ place on the steering wheel.

Then, even if you scream "CANCEL" at the top of your lungs, it keeps retrying.
I think they bought that technology from the folks who made the HAL 9000.
Either that or it is Siri on drugs.
 
#11 ·
I love the paddle shifters, but I've pulled my trailer on several very steep, very twisty fire roads where figuring out which side was which as the steering wheel rotated took too much effort. Maybe if they took the concept of the spinning rims people used in Trenton, and applied it to the steering wheel and inner paddle shifters, they could develop a steering wheel that turned the wheels while the paddle shifters would stay centered.
 
#13 ·
On my wife's Ford Flex, the paddles both do the same thing, so it doesn't matter which one you use. Push it to down shift and pull it to up shift. The paddles are way better quality on the Grand Cherokee, but I like the implementation better on the Flex.
 
#14 ·
I sued BMW over my brake dust too....Got a free weekend with the St Pauli's Girl. Sure beat free Weinerschnitzel.

Every morning she would ask:
Would you like some more Schnitzengruben?
No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Well, then how about a little...
Baby, please! I am not from Havana.
 
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