Ya know...It occurs to me that this thread is titled:
"2016 Grand Cherokee - Features & Changes"
Rather than focusing on the timeline (waiting room), perhaps we would be better off looking at the FEATURES.
I'd like to think that the good folks at Jeep have included a previously unadvertised "Easter Egg Feature" in the 2016. It wont be on the buold sheet or on the window sticker. BUt I think that the 2016 comes with this:
Tedious intro (I know)...but the strangely applicable lyrics begin at 0:50.
and maybe the designers have planted another "easter egg" so that when the delivery date actually arrives and the new owner slides into the seat to guide their baby off the lot...
Maybe this song is pre-loaded to play as they drive off:
Again...pay attention to the lyrics. hahahahah (forgive the musical interludes if this aint your thing)