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Old 07-23-2013, 12:19 AM
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Re: Let's Laugh!! The Comedy Thread!

A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the drunk man and says,"I'm sorry sir, but I can't serve you...you've already had too much to drink. " The guy swears and walks out of the bar.

Five minutes later the guy comes flying through the side door of the bar, and yells for a beer. Again the bartender says,"I'm sorry, sir...but I can't serve you...you've already had too much to drink!"

Ten minutes later, the same guy comes barrel-assing through the back door of the bar, storms up to the bartender, and demands a beer. Again, the bartender says to the man... "I'm really sorry, sir, but you've had too much to drink...you're going to have to leave!"

The guy looks quizzically at the bartender and says finally, "My God, man... How many bars do you work at?!!!"
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Old 07-24-2013, 12:49 AM
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Re: Let's Laugh!! The Comedy Thread!

Man Records Wife's Shocking Temper Tantrum | RTM - RightThisMinute

.... Just wow.
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Old 07-24-2013, 06:10 AM
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Wow, she sounds like she is 5!... and a tire rotation is ruining her life?
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Old 07-24-2013, 09:43 AM
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At what point does a normal guy stop the car and tell her to get the F out until she can calm down.....
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"The Royal baby was born today, but don't worry America, WE still have Honey Boo Boo" - Conan
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Old 07-24-2013, 02:23 PM
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Re: Let's Laugh!! The Comedy Thread!

Man this is a stupid review... Please watch at :35 for about 20 seconds. It is the best part.

The rest.... uh, not sure Annie Lennox is what most people think of first before junping into their SRT

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Man this is a stupid review... Please watch at :35 for about 20 seconds. It is the best part.

The rest.... uh, not sure Annie Lennox is what most people think of first before junping into their SRT

Sadly I know that dealership.....and I can say with much certainty that I would never buy a vehicle there. My wife is from Alvin, TX so I've spent plenty of time in that hell hole town.

Now if only the rear gate went down with a little more force and knocked some sense into those clowns.....
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Convincing strangers these fake inventions work... hilarious!









I couldn't find the orginal on this one, but this still shows it, one of my favs lol.
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One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class.<O</O>


Teacher : What kind of wife would you like Johnny?<O></O>


Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon.<O></O>

Teacher: Wow! What a choice... Do you want her to be beautiful and calm like the moon?
Johnny : No, I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning.
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Had to update this thread with this: Installed a new DVD REceiver in my '13 Limited
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Had to update this thread with this: Installed a new DVD REceiver in my '13 Limited
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