Need some custom bumpersticker ideas for my POS 2014 WK2
So I'm having some custom bumper stickers made by CafePress.com for my piece of shit 2014 Summit in light of all the issues I'm having, to-date totaling in excess of ten grand in warranty repair invoices. Chrysler refuses to properly rectify this problem, so I'm going to make sure everyone I pass on the street who would otherwise ogle my vehicle will now fix their eyes upon one of the many colorful bumper stickers advertising the list of issues I've had or am having.
- This 2014 is 'the best of what Jeep is made of', and it spends more time in the shop than in my garage.
- WARNING, this Jeep randomly slams on its brakes.
- Ask me how I like my 2014 Grand Cherokee
- $55,000, and this Jeep is the worst vehicle I've ever owned.
Some are dumb... But I'm open to suggestions- I plan on ordering the stickers this Monday.
I also bought the URL 'NoGoodJeep.com', so I plan on doing something with that too, likely a big banner on the front and back windows. Next, the Jeep gets parked on some major thoroughfares in downtown Chicago, and I have a great web design company working for me that can publicize the hell out of this on all the major search engines overnight.