To the Silver Jeep GC on the 405 South Sunday afternoon
If you're here, I wanted to tell you that your jeep looked awesome and sounded great. Crazy fat exhaust, lots of tint. It's too bad you drive like a complete A-hole, crossing the HOV double yellow over and over again to tailgate whoever you could when everyone was clearly only able to go 45 MPH because traffic was so heavy. It was truly awesome the way your engine roared to redline as you'd cut off someone in the next lane over to get one car ahead and then brake to go 45 again with everyone else. Your car is pimp, but you suck.