As a wk2 SRT owner i want to share my expericence and review our dailydrive!
When we mention "Off road", we said "Jeep". While, when we mention "Grand Cherokee", most of people would said their friends have a JGC and nothing special about this box shape SUV. However, if someone have ever seen a JGC, they might say these beasts are wild wild sexy SUVs.
Now, when I said "Grand Cherokee SRT", most of people pretended that they don't know what im saying
. First of all, SRT is known as "StreetRacingTechnologee", belonged to "Mopar" or "FCA" if you like to called it officially for some real real natural Muscle American gained. One day, Dodge and Chysler want some extra, they just bring a NA engine to Jeep department and our Ass****ing SUVs is alive. Let's said JGC is a body builder. And we can imagine JGC SRT to be a suited beast that hiding in the shadow and waitting to ripped off Dwayne Johnson by using one hand, one hand only!!!!!!
You would not mess up with JGC SRT, if you ever seen it. At least you would not mess up with their hemi 6.4 badges
or the juicy beef under their hoods. In a second, you want to clean up your eyes and watch it twice, and you see the 20' alloy wheels and the massive red Brembo.
Boom!!!! Testosterone in your face!!!!
You want to clean up you face and tell yourself:"Muscle power! Man! This is no joke!". You open up the doors, you see the SRT seats and can't take your eyes away from a freaking button"Lauch mode"!!! You know what im sayin now, you can not mess up with a JGC SRT.
Finally, you start this beast, the sound of the beast shout to your neibours "Good morning, motherfxxkers!", and warn every police in your area. lol. You stick your driver liscence on your windsheild since you cant stop speeding like you stole this car or you lose your liscence. Certainly, everyone can speed up in their VW Beetles. But you know for sure, there is a saying:"When you are driving a car with SRT badge, you set off at 10 AM, you arrive your destination at 9:30 in the morning
." Yes, im fast, i can carry my 2.5 tons muscle to do a 4.9 sec 60s.
What?! you said im slower than a Porche Cayenne or GLE63 AMGs? Did you say you want some exciting stories about cheap GTRs killing Supercars?
You know what, if a 30 year-old Arnold Schwarzenegger with doses of male hormone or steroid driving a GLE63amgs, he actually looks 25 times more bitch-like than in a JGC SRT
Okay, let's relax for some facts. BMWs is mainly produced in America. Audis are from Slovakia. For JGC SRT, they born in Austria where is a more German place. I mention about these, because I want to take care of some ballers readers or in case of some no-ballers readers.
Of course, JGC SRT is not perfect, this car with tons of male hormone spend 25 liter per 100 kms in the city. But you wouldnt care about it when you lay down your rear seats and have fun with some hot peaches. Specifically, you have a moving condo with a 1554 liters(1.34 square meters) trunk as you lay the seats, which is good enough to fill up with 25 environmentalists' bodies without even mutilating them.
If unfortunatly, your wife becomes pregnant because of this male beast. You are free to enjoy your beard bought by the hormone of the beast
, plus full house of strollers and baby supplments. Also, you have left 3 seats for your babies. When your are still considering other German brands. The difference of the MSRPs is about to buy you some gas for travelling around the world for a few times. Plus an extra free dxxk-size-reduction plastic surgery in Korea on your way home.
In summary, if you are not wearing some Hermes, Prada and LVs everyday, and you want a comfortably drive home machine killing some cars for fun. If you have a budget for a based Mercades' SUV but you want to shut some mouths. If you want a Jeep Offroaders but you also want a Dodge Muscle. You have you American dream in front of you